St. Smithwicks day

Let me tell you a tale of the origins of St. Smithwicks Day (Pronounced smi-TT-iks). St. Smithwicks day is a holiday as old as time itself, but in reality invented just the other day. This holiday occurs around the time of St. Patrick's day to combat the service sector not being able to participate in the St. Patrick's day festivities due to "work". St. Smithwicks day seems to roll around when one decides that they want to polish off a case of Smithwicks. The holiday is very simple: On St. Smithwicks day, you drink nothing but Smithwicks. You play drinking games with Smithwicks. And when you run out of Smithwicks, You go and get MORE Smithwicks!